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Srilu
Andarivadu
Name: శ్రీరాధ

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Posted On Thursday, November 17, 2011 @2:04:20 PM EST  

ఏదో ఇంట్రస్టింగా ఉంటే చదువుకుంటూ వెళ్ళా తీరా చూస్తే

girl meets a boy on her yahoo messenger:

crazy1 86: hey!!!

h0tNsPiCy91: who is this???
... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ...
crazy1 86: ur secret admirer!!!!!

h0tNsPiCy91: oh really.... quit lyin! who is this???

crazy1 86: i loved u the first time a stared in your eyes...

crazy1 86: i think about u everyday... you are my dream come true.

crazy1 86: we met once! i dont think u remember tho.

crazy1 86: i cut myself because the pain takes away my feelings of u.

crazy1 86: u will see me sometime tonight....

h0tNsPiCy91: ..WHO IS THIS!?!?!?

crazy1 86 ont worry.... ill take very good care of you...

crazy1 86 had signed off.

The girl was so scared she locked all her doors and windows. She made sure her room was secured. She wasn't sure if it was a joke or for real. She didn't know when he was going to come. The girl was so frightened she decided to sleep with her little sister. The girl dozed off quickly.

Then she heard a knock on the window. The girl slowly walked to the window. It started knocking louder. The girl looked through the windows and saw nothing... just some of the tree branches. The girl went back to bed with her sister. The bed was wet and had a pretty horrid smell. Maybe her sister wet the bed... the girl checked and found blood everywhere. The girl panicked. She didn't know what to do. She ran and hid in the closet in case the killer was there for her. While looking through the cracks of the closet the girl saw a shadow. It was dark, so she couldn't figure out who it was. She started to get more frightened. The shadow crept closer to the closet. The girl closed her eyes as if it was a dream. Then suddenly he opened the closet door and pulled her out.

Her parents found her dead the next morning. She was completely skinned and hanging in her sister's closet. The younger sister was also found skinned and dead.

PART 2...

Two years after the Smith sisters deaths, the parents had a baby boy. The girl's room became a guest room and the little sister's room where the murder took place became the baby's room. The baby grew up to be a successful kid.

One night he was on the computer and received an instant messege.

h0tNsPiCy91: Hey lil bro!!!

2seXay4u: Who is this?

h0tNsPiCy91: It's your big sis.

2seXay4u: I never had a sister. I'm an only child.

2seXay4u: This is some kinda joke, huh?

h0tNsPiCy91: Mom and dad never told you?

h0tNsPiCy91: I died 15 years ago with your other older sister.

h0tNsPiCy91: We were murdered in your room which was once my little sister's room. She was killed in bed when I was sleeping. I was killed in the closet and skinned to death.

2seXay4u: Quit lying. I never had a sister. If I did my parents would have told me. Whatever. Your stupid.

h0tNsPiCy91: You don't believe me? Well if you wanna look in your closet floor.

h0tNsPiCy91: I carved my name and the time and date I was being murdered. Then I carved my little sister's name.

h0tNsPiCy91: If you don't believe me little brother check the internet. Google on ''Smith sisters murdered anonymously''.

h0tNsPiCy91: I gtg little brother. I love you and mom and dad soo much. I can't believe they kept us a secret from you. They should burn in hell.

The boy checked the closet. He saw the carvings. Was it true? He surfed the internet and information was there about the anonymous murder in the house. The next morning the boy went downstairs. It was so quiet. Maybe his parents were sleeping. Hours later the boy found his parents in their closet skinned and hung. Then he found more carvings on the ground. They said ''I TOLD YOU I WASN'T LYING LITTLE BROTHER, I LOVED MOM AND DAD.... BUT THEY KEPT ME A SECRET. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. WELL I'M FREE FROM THIS COLD WORLD, I WON'T HURT YOU LIKE I HURT THEM. I LOVE YOU!"

- LISA SMITH

This is a death chain letter. If you don't repost this in the next hour, the parents will kill you at night. They will kill you!

DONT BELEIVE ME? LOOK IT UP IN GOOGLE

THIS IS WHAT I GET FOR READING IT


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Swathi
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Name: Swathi Bm

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Posted On Saturday, October 29, 2011 @3:20:50 AM EST  


Pistolsnpetals, Post Number : 1625




ayyayyo !





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Pistolsnpetals
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Posted On Friday, October 28, 2011 @9:22:14 AM EST  




2B OR NOT 2B.THAT IS THE Q.

          #186

Sri_sri
చామంతి
Name: Krishna Marri

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Posted On Monday, September 12, 2011 @11:03:35 PM EST  


Sphoorty1, Post Number : 13045







show puvvuls and navvuls

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Sri_sri
చామంతి
Name: Krishna Marri

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Posted On Monday, September 12, 2011 @11:03:21 PM EST  


Raga, Post Number : 43113







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Sri_sri
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Posted On Monday, September 12, 2011 @11:02:45 PM EST  


Sphoorty1, Post Number : 13048







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Sandhya072002
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Posted On Monday, September 12, 2011 @10:13:03 PM EST  


Raga, Post Number : 43113







The distance is nothing; it is only the first step that is difficult

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Gsmanyam
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Name: Subramanyam Gummagatta

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Posted On Monday, September 12, 2011 @5:38:14 AM EST  


Raga, Post Number : 43113




gud one



నేను నేనే

          #181

Sphoorty1
Sankar Dada
Name: Padma Sreeram Vangara

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Posted On Tuesday, September 06, 2011 @5:59:59 AM EST  

అమ్మా ధర్మం చేయండి అరిచాడు పార్క్ లో ముష్టివాడు.
"ఇంద" అంటూ పర్స్ లోంచి 100 రూపాయలనోటు తీసి వాడి పళ్ళెంలో వేసింది వసంత.
"అదేంటి డాళింగ్ 100 రూపాయలేసావ్ పైసలబదులు" ఆశ్చర్యంగా అడిగాడు పక్కనున్న బాయ్ ఫ్రెండ్
"పాపం. గతంలో ఇలాంటివెన్నో నాకోసం ఖర్చుపెట్టాడు.ఇలా ఒక్కసారైనా బదులు తీర్చనీ"



Time is rare luxury which can never be purchased by anyone at any cost..so when some one spends it for u it defines the depth of care for u .





"The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched.They must be felt with the heart."..


          #180

Sphoorty1
Sankar Dada
Name: Padma Sreeram Vangara

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Posted On Tuesday, September 06, 2011 @5:52:07 AM EST  

అమ్మ : ఒరేయ్ ఎంతసేపురా ఆ ఆటలు? ఆపి రా హోం వర్క్ చెసుకో..
చింటు: అమ్మా ఇది కూడా హోం వర్కేనమ్మా
అమ్మ: వాట్ ? ఇది హోం వర్కా ? ఎవరిచ్చార్రా?
చింటు: మా డ్రిల్లు మాష్టర్
అంటూ మళ్ళీ తుర్రుమన్నాడు



Time is rare luxury which can never be purchased by anyone at any cost..so when some one spends it for u it defines the depth of care for u .





"The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched.They must be felt with the heart."..



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