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Mutyam
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Posted On Saturday, October 29, 2011 @8:07:14 AM EST  

Swathi, Post Number : 671


becoz he cannot hear aything ..








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Swathi
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Posted On Saturday, October 29, 2011 @3:23:30 AM EST  

Teacher : What do u call a person who cannot hear anything ?
Sardar : You can call him anything becoz he cannot hear aything ..





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Happy2010
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Posted On Thursday, August 11, 2011 @12:28:24 AM EST  

Sardarji wrote a book of 200 pages about horses titled "How the Horses Run"? First page how does the horse run? Remaining 199 pages...

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taka taka taka taka taka taka



ek pyar ka nagma hai... mojom ki ravani hai.. jindagi aur kuch bi nahi... teri meri kahani hai.... ek pyar ka...

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Sri_sri
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Posted On Thursday, August 04, 2011 @11:36:44 PM EST  


Happy2010, Post Number : 2958







show puvvuls and navvuls

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Happy2010
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Posted On Thursday, August 04, 2011 @11:32:45 PM EST  

ఒక సర్దార్ జి నది వైపు నడుచుకుంటూ వెళ్తున్నాడు.
ఇంతలో అక్కడున కప్ప ఒకటి సర్దార్జీ నీ కాస్త ఆట పట్టి దామని "నీకు అస్సలు బుర్ర లేదు అంది".
"ఎవరు చెప్పారు నాకు బుర్ర లేదని?" అన్నాడు సర్దార్జీ.
"లేదు" అంది కప్ప.
"ఉంది" అన్నాడు సర్దార్జీ.
"లేదు లేదు" అంటూ నది లోకి దూకింది కప్ప.
ఇంత మాత్రానికే ప్రాణం తీసుకోవలా అని జాలి పడ్డాడు సర్దార్జీ !!



ek pyar ka nagma hai... mojom ki ravani hai.. jindagi aur kuch bi nahi... teri meri kahani hai.... ek pyar ka...

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Guns_roses
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Posted On Wednesday, May 18, 2011 @2:24:32 PM EST  

hey sandy...after long gap am seeing your post here good daa.....
bagunnai sardarji ga dimaag hahahah ..keep on posting dear





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Pistolsnpetals
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Posted On Sunday, May 15, 2011 @2:13:38 AM EST  

Cool_sandy, Post Number : 42


Sardar at bar in New York .



కి కి కి కి కి



2B OR NOT 2B.THAT IS THE Q.

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Happy2010
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Posted On Friday, May 13, 2011 @11:53:09 PM EST  


Sandhya072002, Post Number : 10433




పోనీ లెండి... తెలియని వారు చూసి నవ్వుతారు... తెలిసిన వారికీ ఇంకో సారి నవితే నవ్వుతారు.. లేక పొతే లేదు




ek pyar ka nagma hai... mojom ki ravani hai.. jindagi aur kuch bi nahi... teri meri kahani hai.... ek pyar ka...

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Sandhya072002
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Posted On Friday, May 13, 2011 @10:28:33 AM EST  


Cool_sandy, Post Number : 42



ఇవన్నీ ఇదివరకు పోస్ట్ చేసిన జోక్సే



The distance is nothing; it is only the first step that is difficult

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Cool_sandy
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Posted On Friday, May 13, 2011 @8:05:38 AM EST  

Boss : am giving u job as a driver. STARTING salary Rs.2000/-, is it o.k?

Sardar : You are great sir! Starting salary is o.k.......but? ?
how much is DRIVING salary...?
************ ********* ********* ********* ********

Sardar at bar in New York .
Man on his right says "Johny Walker single"
Man on his left says "Peter Scotch single"
Sardar says - "Baljith Singh Married"
************ ********* ********* ********* ********


Sardar's theory : Moon is more impt than Sun, coz it gives light at
night when light is needed & Sun gives light during the day when light
is not needed!!!
************ ********* ********* ********* ********

2 sardars are driving a Car, one puts on the indicator and asks the
other to check whether its working, he puts his head out and says
YES...NO...YES. ..NO...YES. ..NO...
************ ********* ********* ********* ********
Sardar shouting to his girl friend " you said we will do registered marriage
and cheated me, I was waiting for you yesterday whole day in the post office....
************ ********* ********* ********* ********


2 sardarjis looking at Egyptian mummy.
Sar 1 : Look so many bandages, pakka lorry accident case.
Sar 2 : Aaho, lorry number is also written...BC 1760!!!....
************ ********* ********* ********* ********
A sardar on an interview for the position of a detective.
Interviewer : who killed Gandhi?
Sardar : Thank u sir 4 giving me d job, I will start investigating. ......
************ ********* ********* ********* ********
A sardar for an exam had studied only one essay 'FRIEND', but in the
exam the essay asked was 'FATHER' . he replaced friend with father
in the essay and it read: AM A VERY FATHERLY PERSON, I HAVE LOTS OF FATHERS,
SOME OF MY FATHERS ARE MALE AND SOME ARE FEMALE. MY TRUE
FATHER IS MY NEIGHBOUR.
************ ********* ********* ********* ********
Interviewer: whats your qualification?
Sardarji : Sir I am Ph.d.
Interviewer : what do you mean by Ph.d?
Sardarji : (smiling) PASSED HIGHSCHOOL with DIFFICULTY.. ..
************ ********* ********* ********* ********
Amitab : In which state does Cauvery flows?
Sardar : in liquid state.....
Audience clapped.. Amitab stunned, looks behind, ALL WERE SARDARS.....



If u trust sum1 ,trust til d end ;watever d result may b in d end euthr ul hve a vry gud frnd or a gud lesson


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